Action Flick Fan T-Shirts

'You don't want to see my movie pick, and I don't want to see yours so I think it's only fair that we see something neither of us wants to.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Hugh fans!"

Steve McQueen

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

JAMES BONDING

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

They soon changed their name..

The mission: Impossible burger.

Sylvester Stallone

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I do all my own stunts"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Film Stuntman School

Ninja.

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.