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Arnold Schwarzenegger.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Hugh Jackman

Road signs for fugitives in high-speed chases.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

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"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Steve McQueen

"Hugh fans!"

Reese Witherspoon

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

Sylvester Stallone

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

The mission: Impossible burger.

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

They soon changed their name..

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I do all my own stunts"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"I see you do all your own stunts."