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"That's not who I am anymore."

Predators bowling.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Hugh fans!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Steve McQueen

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

Sylvester Stallone

They soon changed their name..

The mission: Impossible burger.

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I do all my own stunts"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

007's Dating Mishaps

Film Stuntman School

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Ninja.

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.