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Attacked GP recommends that every PCT should have a violent patient scheme.

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

They soon changed their name..

A 3D TV distracts as a truck crashes through a wall.

"Hello, Cruz? Wasn't that fight scene awesome?"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Hugh fans!"

Steve McQueen

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I do all my own stunts"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Film Stuntman School

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

Ninja.

'You don't want to see my movie pick, and I don't want to see yours so I think it's only fair that we see something neither of us wants to.'

Just shut the hell up and say action!