Action Film Fan Mugs

Attacked GP recommends that every PCT should have a violent patient scheme.

The president's sending heavy weapons to Europe to counter Russia. Do you know what this means, Randy? It means there's still a chance I'll live to see the postapocalyptic world the movies promised me when I was a kid. I'll get to drive buggies around deserts, play hide and seek with mutant barbarians in the ruins of major cities ... You think it'll be hard to charge my phone in the postapocalypse? Probably, since it'll be melted into your hand.

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

They soon changed their name..

A 3D TV distracts as a truck crashes through a wall.

"Hello, Cruz? Wasn't that fight scene awesome?"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Steve McQueen

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Hugh fans!"

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

JAMES BONDING

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Sylvester Stallone

The mission: Impossible burger.

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I do all my own stunts"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Film Stuntman School

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20