Action Movie Fanatic Pillows

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Steve McQueen

"Hugh fans!"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

They soon changed their name..

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I do all my own stunts"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'