Action Movie Fanatics Pillows

You ever see a great action movie and then feel like the hero? How so? Y'know, you kind of pick up the hero's vibe for a couple of days. I guess. Why do you ask? Monkey and I saw King Kong last night. Thump thump thump thump. Under attack!

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

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Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Steve McQueen

"Hugh fans!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

JAMES BONDING

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

The mission: Impossible burger.

They soon changed their name..

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Sylvester Stallone

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"I do all my own stunts"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Film Stuntman School

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.