Action Movie Aficionados Pillows

Super Heroes Society. Variety. Could we stop arguing about "box office" and actually fight some crime?!

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Hugh fans!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

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Steve McQueen

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

JAMES BONDING

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

They soon changed their name..

The mission: Impossible burger.

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

Sylvester Stallone

"I do all my own stunts"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.