Action Film Enthusiast Pillows

Ho! Ho! Ho! From North Pole.

Space Commando Revenge. Special Effects Extravaganza. It's definitely a "must see" movie … Particularly since there's no dialogue.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Another Film About A Top Assassin Hunted By Rogue Government Agents. . .

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

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"Hugh fans!"

Steve McQueen

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

JAMES BONDING

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

The mission: Impossible burger.

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

Sylvester Stallone

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

They soon changed their name..

"I do all my own stunts"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"I see you do all your own stunts."