Action Movie Lover Pillows

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Fight Club.

"It takes a lot of brains to make a good stupid show."

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

'It's a side of your mother I haven't seen before.'

'Kevin's haircut saves the day'

'Whew! If I survive this, I'm going to start working out.'

"Come on out, Snider. We know you're in there."

"Wait. Shouldn't I be running AWAY from the giant explosion?"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Steve McQueen

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

JAMES BONDING

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

They soon changed their name..

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"I do all my own stunts"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

Film Stuntman School

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

Ninja.

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'