Action Movie Buffs Pillows

Sylvester Stallone in The Cricket Match

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Steve McQueen

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Hugh fans!"

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

They soon changed their name..

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

"I do all my own stunts"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Film Stuntman School

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

Ninja.