Action Movie Buff Pillows

Ninja.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

"The robbery and car chase are better in the movie but the hostage situation was definitely better on the cable news coverage."

'I like to watch a good car chase...'

Arnold Schwarzenegger

And so we devolved into a nation illiterate zombies unable to pen a simple sentence...spending all our time playing incredibly violent video games and trash movies.

Rollerblind.

Ramblo

Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.

'Heads up ladies, Cluck Norris is in town.'

Obama-Rambo

Things escalated quickly during my vasectomy.

"Well Mr Blofeld, it's gonna be a tricky job - especially the 100 metre, piranha-infested water tank..."

"Lefty, must you bring your work home with you?"

"Wasn't a problem, chief. Luckily for the world, he was only an evil moron."

James Bond Password

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Conan the Librarian: A Low Budget Sequel.

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"So would Chuck Norris be impressed with my kick or mad about the bag?!"

'Now's not a good time.'

'Come down to the field...we'll eat some grass, we'll have a few laughs!' DIE HERD!

Mark Wahlberg

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"And after the break, I'd like to show everyone a clip from my latest film."

Mega Films Corp. Bigger than ever. It's about a team of old action heroes who struggle with their weight. It's called "The Expandables.!

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Great weaponry."

JAMES BONDING

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Hugh fans!"