Action Movie Fan Pillows

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

"Well, that's the last time we drop in on your parents."

"What, me worry?"

"Look, lady, you hired us to exterminate your cockroaches - now stand the hell back and let us exterminate them!"

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

The design for the next wave of drones.

"Okay punk, make my day"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Hugh fans!"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Steve McQueen

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

They soon changed their name..

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"I do all my own stunts"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

Film Stuntman School

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Ninja.