Action Film Fanatic Pillows

Multiplex cinema: Virtual reality car chases/explosions & virtual script.

Film Stuntman School

Well, I thought the 'Keep your eyes closed' warning only applied to the Nazi dudes!

"Isn't American violence good enough?"

Hollywood: From now on there are only politically correct action heroes!

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Hugh fans!"

Steve McQueen

Giant slug attacks a city

Star Wars Audience

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

JAMES BONDING

Hollywood producer.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Blockbuster Billion Club