Action Thriller Fanatic Pillows

"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

hard-boiled egg...

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

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Steve McQueen

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Hugh fans!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Philip Marlow family

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Sylvester Stallone

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

The mission: Impossible burger.

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

They soon changed their name..

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Newton's Law and Order.

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Young Stephen King

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"I do all my own stunts"

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Film Stuntman School

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20