Action Enthusiast Pillows

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Friend or foe?'

'What would I do if I was alone in a police car pursued by a gang of robbers at 70 m.p.h? Simple. I'd do 80.'

"Oh hang on, he's just walked through the door..."

Nitro boost!

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

HD television.

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

As a man of action I need excitement...danger...I should be living on the edge!

Stuntmen Directions

Police car being towed, in shootout.

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Hugh fans!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Steve McQueen

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

They soon changed their name..

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"I do all my own stunts"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Film Stuntman School

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

The Molsons. A stunt family.

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

Just shut the hell up and say action!