Action Hero Enthusiast Pillows

"And now the award for..."

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"He was a very good boy."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"You've changed."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Hugh fans!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Steve McQueen

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Slow Night

Reasonableman

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

JAMES BONDING

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

Froh