Action Figure Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Over-reaction Man.

Action Disfigure

Toys: Action Man and Action Teenager.

"Actually, I have all the action figures I can handle."

"He was a very good boy."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Inaction Figure

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"1971... 2015..."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

"And now the award for..."

Um, aren't you meant to open the window first?

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'Out of action man.'

InAction Figure, Couch Potato Man

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

Stuntmen Directions

"I hear he's getting six figures a year."

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

Children.