"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."
Action Figure Enthusiast Pillows
Add a touch of fun to their space with our action figure-themed pillows. Ideal for collectors' lounges or bedrooms, these comfy accents showcase their love for action figures.
Over-reaction Man.
Action Disfigure
'It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins.'
Toys: Action Man and Action Teenager.
"Actually, I have all the action figures I can handle."
"He was a very good boy."
Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'
"Why didn't you simply open the window?"
Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-
"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."
"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."
"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."
"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"
'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'
Inaction Figure
Master's Degrees of the Universe
Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.
"1971... 2015..."
Marine-LAPD Ridealongs
'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'
'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'
Mayhem, Inc. Part 20
Reaction man - Road Rage Model
'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'
"And now the award for..."
Stuntmen Directions
'First you must prove your worthiness.'
"I hear he's getting six figures a year."
InAction Figure, Couch Potato Man
'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'
"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."
Incredible Hulk's Urine Sample.
"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"
Um, aren't you meant to open the window first?
Action Figure Enthusiast Pillows Collection
Action Figure Enthusiast Mugs
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Action Figure Enthusiast Prints
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