Action Figure Enthusiast Prints

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Over-reaction Man.

Action Disfigure

'It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins.'

Toys: Action Man and Action Teenager.

"Actually, I have all the action figures I can handle."

"He was a very good boy."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

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"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Inaction Figure

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"1971... 2015..."

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

"And now the award for..."

Stuntmen Directions

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

"I hear he's getting six figures a year."

InAction Figure, Couch Potato Man

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

Incredible Hulk's Urine Sample.

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Um, aren't you meant to open the window first?