Action Figure Aficionado Prints

Titanic Action Figures

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I hear you're having trouble keeping up with the rest of your platoon. What seems to be the problem, private?"

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

"I'm ex SAS and an expert in martial arts.I once took on 10 men single handed...."

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'Did you spill my pint? Outside now!'

"Twenty two points of articulation?... That's more flexible than you, Jeff."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

The Rubber Ball Company

If nobody had invented graphics

Steve McQueen

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hugh fans!"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Inaction Figure

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'I can change! I swear!'

"1971... 2015..."

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

"Disney will flip!"

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

Sylvester Stallone