Figurine Fanatic Prints

'You spent the past 60 years collecting little porcelain figurines. I, for one, thank God you can't take it with you.'

Bill collector calls on a lady who is also a collector.

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

"I hear he's getting six figures a year."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Zombies.

Family with pets.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Be kind"

Christmas Pets

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"You've already been for a walk."

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'He specializes in funny bones.'