Figurine Fanatic Mugs

'You spent the past 60 years collecting little porcelain figurines. I, for one, thank God you can't take it with you.'

"We met on eBay."

Bill collector calls on a lady who is also a collector.

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

"I hear he's getting six figures a year."

Playing Fetch.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Happy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"Be kind"

Zombies.

"He's already getting attached to you."

Family with pets.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Christmas Pets

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"You've already been for a walk."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...