Action Sports Aficionado Pillows

...the all-terrain skateboard.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

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"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Steve McQueen

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Hugh fans!"

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Shred the plank."

I drive, therefore I am.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

JAMES BONDING

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Sylvester Stallone

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fox hunting.