Action Film Fanatic Gifts

Multiplex cinema: Virtual reality car chases/explosions & virtual script.

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

Jumping out of the popcorn queue watching the Matrix.

Film Stuntman School

Well, I thought the 'Keep your eyes closed' warning only applied to the Nazi dudes!

"Isn't American violence good enough?"

Hollywood: From now on there are only politically correct action heroes!

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Werewolves of London..."

"Hugh fans!"

Steve McQueen

What's an Imax cave?

Giant slug attacks a city

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Star Wars Audience

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'