Action Movie Enthusiast Gifts

'A page from Sylvester Stallone's newest film script.'

"I do all my own stunts"

Action film for sheep

"It's not you teetering on the high ledge, so why are you mopping your brow."

"Your mind's a blank. No Nicolas Cage movies for at least a month."

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Death by stupidity.

"Oh, great! Here comes the obligatory car chase."

Bambo out to avenge his mother's death.

Cluck Norris in 'Missing Egg in Action'.

'What the . . . I'm only insured for cardboard boxes!'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Hugh fans!"

Steve McQueen

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

They soon changed their name..

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'