Action Film Lover Gifts

Domestic Stuntmen

Hollywood home run.

Pierce Brosnan

"If you ask me, this plot is full of holes."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Steve McQueen

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

They soon changed their name..

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

The mission: Impossible burger.

"I do all my own stunts"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

007's Dating Mishaps

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Film Stuntman School

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Ninja.

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

There's nothing awesome to see at the movies these days. What're you talking about? Avengers 2 just came out. I know. It's been out for like an entire weekend. It's old news. The next blockbuster is "Mad Max," and that's not out until the 15th! Hollywood is totally neglecting the entire May 4th-to-May-15th window! That kind of gaping hole is unconscionable. You can always watch "In the Name of My Daughter."

Biannual relationship conversation, new business. Item one: What kinds of movies should we see going forward. Action thrillers with the bodacious Clint Eastwood. Moralistic British comedies, anything starring or produced by Al Gore! Eastwood! Natalie Portman! What?! it's platonic! Eastwood. Whatever you want. Gimme your bullhorn. It's spankin' time.