Action Movie Fan Prints

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

Rambo - A ram carring weapons like the movie character.

"Well, that's the last time we drop in on your parents."

The N Files

Can't Run, Can't Hide

"What, me worry?"

Biannual relationship conversation, new business. Item one: What kinds of movies should we see going forward. Action thrillers with the bodacious Clint Eastwood. Moralistic British comedies, anything starring or produced by Al Gore! Eastwood! Natalie Portman! What?! it's platonic! Eastwood. Whatever you want. Gimme your bullhorn. It's spankin' time.

"Look, lady, you hired us to exterminate your cockroaches - now stand the hell back and let us exterminate them!"

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

The design for the next wave of drones.

"Okay punk, make my day"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"I'll be back. And then maybe we can chat about ideas like existentialism."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Steve McQueen

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

"Hugh fans!"

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

They soon changed their name..

The mission: Impossible burger.

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Sylvester Stallone

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'