Action Movie Aficionado Prints

Mel Gibson

Licensed to grill.

Lambo

"He was choking, so I performed a Heimlich maneuver that I saw on a medical documentary. . . Oh, hang on. It may have been a Bruce Lee documentary."

"I need someone hard like you in my team, Steve."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Bruce Willis.

'Watch it, Clem. He knowns marshal arts.'

'No - - Now's not a good time.'

"A Mr. Jackie Chan to see you, sir."

'Do you want to watch the end of that kung fu movie?'

'I told you it was a mistake not to award anything to Rambo'

Just shut the hell up and say action!

I want you to work on something when you get home, minion. I'm supposed to be able to rest once I've gone home. I've always wanted to have a trademark one-liner, like the heroes of all those old action movies. Like in Cobra. Sylvester Stallone was a rogue cop who told a criminal "You're the disease, and I'm the cure." Or like in Total Recall, when Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife turned out to be an evil killer. He eliminated her and then said "Consider that a divorce." Or like in They Live, when ju

"I know what you're thinking: Did he order six eggs or only five. You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, waiter?" "He's so not making my day." When Dirty Harry Met Sally

Steve McQueen

Failed Bond Villains.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Hugh fans!"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

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JAMES BONDING

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

Sylvester Stallone

They soon changed their name..

The mission: Impossible burger.