Action Film Fans Prints

'Excellent chase scenes.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Steve McQueen

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

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"Hugh fans!"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

JAMES BONDING

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Sylvester Stallone

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

The mission: Impossible burger.

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

They soon changed their name..

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I do all my own stunts"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.