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Mice sword-fight in attempt to free mouse strapped to railway line before train comes.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Steve McQueen

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"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Hugh fans!"

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

JAMES BONDING

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

They soon changed their name..

The mission: Impossible burger.

Sylvester Stallone

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I do all my own stunts"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Film Stuntman School