Action Movie Junkie Pillows

Bruce Willis

Armed to the teeth.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

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Steve McQueen

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Hugh fans!"

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

The mission: Impossible burger.

Sylvester Stallone

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

They soon changed their name..

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I do all my own stunts"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

Film Stuntman School

"I see you do all your own stunts."

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.