Action Junkie Pillows

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

SCHWARZENEGGER HIS BACK

"My wife said to get a very romantic movie. . . got any with lots of guns and explosives?"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Hugh fans!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

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Steve McQueen

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Off to see the world

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Spoiler alert."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

JAMES BONDING

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

The mission: Impossible burger.

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Sylvester Stallone