Action Junkie Mugs

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

"My wife said to get a very romantic movie. . . got any with lots of guns and explosives?"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Hugh fans!"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Steve McQueen

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Off to see the world

"Spoiler alert."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

JAMES BONDING

They soon changed their name..

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"I do all my own stunts"