Action Lover Mugs

'I've had about enough of your stupid action shots!'

'Do you think these extreme sports will catch on?'

Overjumpers

"When life gives you lemons, shoot them."

Two men boxing, fighting in the ring.

Sticky Kung-fu

'What movie do you want to see?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Turn, turn and turn.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Hugh fans!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

JAMES BONDING

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

They soon changed their name..

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"I do all my own stunts"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Film Stuntman School

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

Ninja.

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

10 Hug and Sway to Music.