Action Lover Prints

'I've had about enough of your stupid action shots!'

'Do you think these extreme sports will catch on?'

Overjumpers

"When life gives you lemons, shoot them."

Two men boxing, fighting in the ring.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Sticky Kung-fu

'What movie do you want to see?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Turn, turn and turn.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Hugh fans!"

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"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

JAMES BONDING

They soon changed their name..

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Sylvester Stallone

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

The mission: Impossible burger.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I do all my own stunts"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"