Action Comedy Lover Prints

'Who wants to be Mother f*cker?'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

They soon changed their name..

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Film Stuntman School

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Biannual relationship conversation, new business. Item one: What kinds of movies should we see going forward. Action thrillers with the bodacious Clint Eastwood. Moralistic British comedies, anything starring or produced by Al Gore! Eastwood! Natalie Portman! What?! it's platonic! Eastwood. Whatever you want. Gimme your bullhorn. It's spankin' time.

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

'You don't want to see my movie pick, and I don't want to see yours so I think it's only fair that we see something neither of us wants to.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'Did he say anything before he died?'

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

'So I finally got cable.'

"I'll be back. And then maybe we can chat about ideas like existentialism."

Joke Shop.

'I say, are you fellows going to be long?'

"I'm just going to step into the bank to get some money for dinner."

Zombie scout issues