Action Comedy Lover Pillows

'Who wants to be Mother f*cker?'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

They soon changed their name..

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Film Stuntman School

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

'Did he say anything before he died?'

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

'You don't want to see my movie pick, and I don't want to see yours so I think it's only fair that we see something neither of us wants to.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"I'm just going to step into the bank to get some money for dinner."

'I say, are you fellows going to be long?'

Joke Shop.

'So I finally got cable.'

Zombie scout issues

Hollywood home run.