Action Comic Lover Pillows

James Bond in a Snow Globe

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Overjumpers

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

No-Work Orange

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Window Treatment

The Food Chain

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Hugh fans!"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."