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"Junior. Drink your blood before it clots"

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

This place makes me jumpy.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Coffin & Breakfast.

'So I finally got cable.'

"I don't believe in zombies."

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

"It's not Covid-19. I caught a bad case of tired blood."

Zombie scout issues

"Oh, you big silly. Did you forget to put the clock back?"

Dracula at Open Mic Night

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Showbiz Awards

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

The first car accident.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream