Horror Comedy Lover Gifts

"Junior. Drink your blood before it clots"

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'Wow! This zombie apocalypse is doing wonders for my fitness...'

This place makes me jumpy.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Coffin & Breakfast.

'So I finally got cable.'

Frankenstuff.

"I don't believe in zombies."

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

"It's not Covid-19. I caught a bad case of tired blood."

Zombie scout issues

"Oh, you big silly. Did you forget to put the clock back?"

Dracula at Open Mic Night

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Bond James, Bond."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Showbiz Awards

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

The first car accident.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"