Lover Of Horror-comedy Gifts

"I'm not going near there, Bobby. I heard about one remote that went in and never was found."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Bureau of the Damned

"From this you make a living?"

'Frankendumpty'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Your husband says BOO!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Little ship of horrors

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Hi again

Pranking Zombies

"The good news is that your appendectomy op was a complete success"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

2 mummies...

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Let's set aside the role as the 'Bringer of Death' and explore your desire to dance,'

Warning: If you are reading this sign, you are about to be brutally attacked by a knife-wielding, psychotic, maniacal, dangerous serial killer who is standing directly behind you.

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'

The next time he sees a squirrel, you take the leash.

'He said there's a 40-minute wait for non-smoking.'

A boast of ghosts

'So I finally got cable.'

Zombie scout issues