Lover Of Horror-comedy Gifts

"I'm not going near there, Bobby. I heard about one remote that went in and never was found."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Bureau of the Damned

"From this you make a living?"

'Frankendumpty'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

"Your husband says BOO!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Little ship of horrors

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Pranking Zombies

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"The good news is that your appendectomy op was a complete success"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

2 mummies...

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Zombie scout issues

'He said there's a 40-minute wait for non-smoking.'

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

'So I finally got cable.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Warning: If you are reading this sign, you are about to be brutally attacked by a knife-wielding, psychotic, maniacal, dangerous serial killer who is standing directly behind you.

A boast of ghosts