Action Movie Lover Mugs

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Fight Club.

Quentin Tarantino

"It takes a lot of brains to make a good stupid show."

Jaimie Alexander

Ashley Judd

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

'It's a side of your mother I haven't seen before.'

'Kevin's haircut saves the day'

'Whew! If I survive this, I'm going to start working out.'

"Wall markings with plaque that reads 'Zorro slept here'."

"Come on out, Snider. We know you're in there."

"Wait. Shouldn't I be running AWAY from the giant explosion?"

Love Reaper

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Steve McQueen

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

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"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Sylvester Stallone

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."