Activity Junkie Pillows

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

End the Winter Blues

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Off to see the world

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Spoiler alert."

I drive, therefore I am.

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

'Will I still be married?'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

Internet Cafe

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Health

Career Progression Ladder

Apocalliptical

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"