Activity Enthusiast Pillows

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Be Healthy

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Running

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Exercise Class

"It seemed like miles to me!"