Activity Enthusiast Gifts

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Be Healthy

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Running

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

The rock caricature

Bears going water skiing.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!