Experience Enthusiast Gifts

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

Rent Experience

You've been a great trainer, Bob, but if I'm going to reach the next level, I need a coach who's played the game.

I thought about buying a parachute, but I realized it's experiences that are important, not things.

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

'I'll try anything once. Right now I'm being a bum.'

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Reach for the Star.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Clown on bike.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Bears going water skiing.

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

If you're happy and you know it...

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Heading off with a packed bag

Breakthrough

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Snowman of the Apes