Experiment Enthusiast Gifts

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

"We were just as surprised by the test results as you. We're still scratching our heads over it."

"It's a one year timer. It gives an added sense of urgency to my research grant."

'Oh no. More lab results.'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Pavlov's first experiment.

'What's nice about working in this place is we don't have to finish any of our experiments.'

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

'There's a flaw in your experimental design. All the mice are libras.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

"You heard me, professor! Get in there!"

"No Man is an Island" Research Project

"That must have been the paradigm shift."

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

'This new device converts brain waves to sound.'

'Any ideas?'(scientists in a lab).

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'You can't come into the clean room looking like that.'

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

Snakecharming.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Familiarity tries, unsuccessfully, to breed contempt in the lab.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'I failed science.'

"Darling, please stop your cloning experiments..."

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'