Experiment Enthusiast Gifts

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

"We were just as surprised by the test results as you. We're still scratching our heads over it."

"It's a one year timer. It gives an added sense of urgency to my research grant."

'Oh no. More lab results.'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'What's nice about working in this place is we don't have to finish any of our experiments.'

Pavlov's first experiment.

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'There's a flaw in your experimental design. All the mice are libras.'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

"That must have been the paradigm shift."

"No Man is an Island" Research Project

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

'Any ideas?'(scientists in a lab).

'This new device converts brain waves to sound.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'You can't come into the clean room looking like that.'

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

Familiarity tries, unsuccessfully, to breed contempt in the lab.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Snakecharming.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Guess who?"

"I've been working on this experiment for six years, eight months and 28 days. . . but who's counting?"

'I failed science.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'