Science Experiment Lover Gifts

'Doctor Luftkopf is working on a United Field CONSPIRACY Theory.'

'I just need to drill a few more holes.'

"I can't figure if we should keep it a secret or call the world press!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Evolution Exam Results.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Raptures

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Sexual chemistry set

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Family DNA

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"I am not asking for directions."

Exit only.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Science Fair Judgements

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'