Lab Experiment Lover Gifts

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Scientists explain cyclotron.

"Our research shows that, under the right conditions, a snowball can have an excellent chance here!"

Test-tube people

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

'I thought the whistle-blowers showed up after we were finished.'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"So what would you conclude is the primary cause of aggression in mice?"

Nutty Scientist

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I am not asking for directions."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Miami Mice

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"