Lab Experiment Lover Gifts

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

"Our research shows that, under the right conditions, a snowball can have an excellent chance here!"

Test-tube people

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

'I thought the whistle-blowers showed up after we were finished.'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Nutty Scientist

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I am not asking for directions."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Miami Mice

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Undercover Biophysicists

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'