Laboratory Enthusiast Gifts

'Sequence my genome? They don't even know I exist.'

'Stop sulking Higgins: You have to share the Vector Network Analyzer!'

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

Armstrong, what's going on? Go away. I'm busy. You've been in there for days. Something strange is going on. Yes, something strange, if not downright bizarro. Institute for Capitalist Exploitation. Soon the world will be mine.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I am not asking for directions."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'